morrowseer:

parent: what does a cow say??

baby: moo!

parent: very good!! what does a pig say?

baby: oink!!!

parent: yay!!! now what does a cat say?

baby: fire alone can save our clan

lordoftheswag:

you liked my mans selfie a little too fast….

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mariowiki:

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oh my god

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OH MY GOD

webmd:

yes im bilingual :) did you know 'rawr' means 'i love you' in dinosaur?

reverseableism:

reblog if u are a parasitic worm commandeering a human body like a mecha pilot and no one has caught on yet

vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)

vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)

zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.