thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

that feel when no buffy gf

theamazingariel:

Welcome to 1997

do u even care 'bout being friends rick
Anonymous

sure man add me on steam or skype or whatever

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

manncomercenaries:

when u crouch in front of other team to b friends but they kill u 

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corisete:

It dented the fucking car

corisete:

It dented the fucking car

i will come back to u rick but u must pay me five hundred bajillion dollars
Anonymous

i didn;t realize friendship cost so much

shet

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