imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen
They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
"Do you drive?"
"No, a real car."