fem-trek:

mrpicard:

Meanwhile, at Dragon Con (x)

omfg

kingorb:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

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cupcaketwinklebutt:

The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen

hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

no

PSA: TFW JOKES AND TFW NO GF POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!

420core:

cophate-moved-follow-me-at-xirl:

THIS INCLUDES FEELS GUY POSTS

GET BETTER HUMOR

thank you

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cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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